David Wynne is a cartoonist and hospital porter from South East London. He is highly opinionated and somewhat anti-social. He refuses to make the seemingly obligatory knowing and mildly post-modern (but horribly cliched) joke on the subject of writing about himself in the third person.
bossbattle:

Warwick Johnson Cadwell

Warwick wins again

bossbattle:

Warwick Johnson Cadwell

Warwick wins again

(Source: flickr.com, via chrishaley)